Thursday, June 9, 2011

Joke's Corner - Keep The Mouth Open

This couple was heading to the hospital with their 16-year-old daughter, who was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. 
During the ride they talked about the procedure.
"Dad," the teenage asked, "how are they going to keep my mouth open during surgery?"
Without hesitation her father quipped, "They're going to give you a phone."

- Kingsley Colaco, RD -

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Joke's Corner - The Piano & Clarinet

My mom had always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her one for her birthday. A few weeks later, I called and asked how she was doing. 
"We returned the piano," said Dad. "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet."
"Why?" I asked.
"Because," he explained, "with a clarinet, she can't sing along."

- Don Foster, RD -