John told the mortician to spare no expense for his father's funeral. So when a bill for $3,200 arrived after the funeral, John paid it. The next month, he received a bill for $85. He paid it, figuring it had been left off the original tally. But month later, after receiving another bill for $85, John called the funeral director.
"You said you wanted the best funeral we could arrange," the director told him. "So I rented him a tuxedo."